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Here on FAN, I’ll cover MY version of the Wyatt vs. Orton Wrestlemania 33 match. This will be shorter than usual due to it being only a match and NOT an entire feud.

OK, to start, the match will have the same build up with the burning of the house and Sister Abigail. That’s fine. But the match…

So the match starts lopsided with Wyatt beating Orton’s ass, though Orton does give some back. Reminiscent of Brock vs. Reigns. Wyatt will hit an outside Sister Abigail and Orton will go limp. The ref will get to a 9 count, but Wyatt will break it, and say “You don’t get off that easy Randy! Abigail still has more for you!”

Wyatt will pick randy up, toss him back in the ring, laugh and pose. He’ll then pick Randy up and begin the dance for the Sister Abigail, but it’ll end in an RKO outta nowhere. It’ll be a close count, but Wyatt will do the spider walk to kick out and laugh at Orton. Orton will have a look on his face like “damn! What do I have to do?

From then, it’s a back and forth fight with Wyatt taking moves and laughing and then hitting Orton back harder. Orton hits a surprise RKO off of a running headbutt/crossbody. Orton hits the punt, goes to pin, and the projector thing they did will break up the count. Orton will get out of the ring and Wyatt will get up, beckoning Orton to come after him.

Orton obliges and gets his hits in. He goes for the power slam and Wyatt lands on his feet and hits the Sister Abigail. Wyatt does his pose and everything goes black. Orton’s body is then surrounded by people in lamb masks. It goes black again and Wyatt is back and in the corner, acting as if he’s going for the punt. He runs towards Orton and it goes black again. When the lights come back on, Orton is in a lamb mask. Wyatt does the full dance and kiss, says “Goodbye Randy!” and hits Sister Abigail and wins the match.

This way, Orton looks strong, Wyatt looks stronger. Everyone wins.

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